Wednesday, September 23, 2009 @ 1:41 PM
Honeystars.
i typed this down because 
FADHLI  told me to.
here it goes.
Raya.reaaaaallly sucky.
1st day was per normal.went to my Granny's house.
a death in the extended family dampen the mood even more.
in Malay,its called 
'MENDAK DOK.'2nd day.was a lil better.coz it was like the whole family went out together.
with all the cousins and aunts.like a huge convoy.super awesome.
especially went my cousin played Muse,Protest The Hero,Arctic Monkeys and all in the van.
it was like pure awesomeness blasting on the speakers out loud.
and us at the back doing lame shizz when cars pull up behind us at the junction.
we were like waving and just plain nonsensical.
it was balls out fun.when i'm in their van.
it was nice visiting people who we only get to meet like once a year.
but this bloody pakcik who must've been my aunt's uncle-in-law.
we spoke in Malay,just so you know.Pakcik:how old are you?
Me:ah...16.
Pakcik:REALLY?!YOU LOOK SO YOUNG?I THOUGHT 14!
Me:(politely laughing while hiding deep rising anger)
i resent the fact that i look young for my age.as in i look 
really young.
i really hate that.some idiot makcik still can ask.
"ARE YOU THE OLDER OR YOUNGER BROTHER?"maybe i should mess around with their minds.
'i'm the younger brother''i'm 14 but i got into poly because i'm so damned bloody clever.''i've got a fatal medical condition where i age mentally 20x faster than physically''i'm actually 9.i had premature physical maturation due to a tumour on the pituary gland''i am a man from the future.i have travelled through the fabric of time and space to warn you primitive, war-mongering, violence-proned humans of impending doom and destruction if you continually pollute this great Earth.travelling through time has made me age in a regressive manner,giving me an outward appearance of a pre-teen while retaining the mental maturity and intelligence of a man in his prime performance.that'll make them think hard,bloody fools.and since i'm on the subject of Raya.
i really loathe Malay girls wearing those stupid modernised corset kebaya rag.
frankly,makes you look like a cheap,bloody 
whore.
whats wrong with wearing the traditional one?
what is with the need to wear that translucent cloth?
and with that thick make-up.
God even Chinese opera performers look better.
anyways,i think i've just about enough of ketupats and lontongs.
couple that with gassy drinks and i'm on the road to diarrhea and flatulence.
ALRIGHTEY.